‘Twas the night before analysis, when all thro’ the lab Not a consultant was stirring, no more coffee to grab The algorithms were coded in the system with care In hopes that the data soon would be there The analysts were restless, tired and half dead Visualizations of regressions danc’d in their heads Tech support… Continue reading Twas the Night Before Analysis or A Visit from the Chief Data Scientist
With the Christmas season upon us (Yes, Christmas. If you are offended please move along.) we are being bombarded with Christmas specials. Almost all of the more recent ones are a variation of “How (insert name of cartoon character available at your store for $39.99) saved Christmas.” I had no idea Christmas was that fragile. As an adult,… Continue reading Help! Christmas is Ruined!
Take this quiz and determine your level of stress. (1) Common Symptoms of negative stress are (A) Heart disease and migraines (B) Discoloration of your aura (C) Impulse to subscribe to Soldier of Fortune (2) Intellectual processes are undermined by (A) Anxiety (B) Lazy intellectual miners (C) All those %!#$ing idiots you work with (3)… Continue reading Stress at Work Quiz