‘Twas the night before analysis, when all thro’ the lab Not a consultant was stirring, no more coffee to grab The algorithms were coded in the system with care In hopes that the data soon would be there The analysts were restless, tired and half dead Visualizations of regressions danc’d in their heads Tech support… Continue reading Twas the Night Before Analysis or A Visit from the Chief Data Scientist
When technology is invented, the creators cannot possibly foresee how the technology will be used or what needs it will satisfy. In Iceland, where everyone is related in some way, there is an App that allows you to determine if that person you are chatting up at the local is closely related to you. It can save… Continue reading Kissing Cousins? There’s an App for That
When you think about it, nuclear technology is quite old. At one time, magnets were the height of science. Now they hold up art work on your fridge. Many people reading this will remember when lasers were the stuff of science fiction. Today you probably came into contact with six devices that use lasers. Despite… Continue reading Nuclear Rednecks
With the Christmas season upon us (Yes, Christmas. If you are offended please move along.) we are being bombarded with Christmas specials. Almost all of the more recent ones are a variation of “How (insert name of cartoon character available at your store for $39.99) saved Christmas.” I had no idea Christmas was that fragile. As an adult,… Continue reading Help! Christmas is Ruined!
Take this quiz and determine your level of stress. (1) Common Symptoms of negative stress are (A) Heart disease and migraines (B) Discoloration of your aura (C) Impulse to subscribe to Soldier of Fortune (2) Intellectual processes are undermined by (A) Anxiety (B) Lazy intellectual miners (C) All those %!#$ing idiots you work with (3)… Continue reading Stress at Work Quiz
The signs and portents were there. The newspaper that landed in the mud puddle, the spilt coffee and the unusually high number of black cats that crossed his path on his way to work. To him, they were just events and not warnings of something more ominous for he was the Rational Man. The Company… Continue reading Rational Man Saga 6 – Zen and the Art of Selling Quality